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A great moment in TF2:

"Captain Kurtz has entered the game."
Guy 1: Hey, Kurtz was a Colonel.
Guy 2: Man, that movie was awesome.
*lots of chatter over how awesome Apocalypse Now is*
Guy 1: Have you read the book? It's even better.
Guy 2: Yeah, Apocalypse Now is my favorite book.
Me: The book was called "Heart of Darkness."
*silence*