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So you all know I've the thin blue line when it comes to protecting the AIM using populace from AIM bots and replicants. I am a Blade Runner.
I was just now approached by a random suspect, and I have reason to believe it was a replicant.
Here is the conversation in its entirity.
[00:10] Prof Gilzot: Michael Vick has been accused of not only running an illegal dog fighting ring but also of hanging, drowning, electrocuting and beating to death the dogs that did not perform well. It makes me sick. Should he be kicked out of the NFL?
A) Yes
B) No
[00:11] TheRegicideKing: I ask the questions here. My name is Rick Deckard, and I'm a Blade Runner.
[00:11] Prof Gilzot: That wasn't a valid answer to the poll. If you wish to exit the poll now, type menu.Tabloids and Britney
Are the tabloids unfair to Britney Spears?
(A) No, she loves the attention.
(B) Yes, leave the poor girl alone!
Make a letter selection from above, or type menu to return to the main menu.
[00:12] TheRegicideKing: Hmm. I should administer a voight-kampf test immediately.
[00:12] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:13] TheRegicideKing: Okay, try to relax. I'll just focus on your eye... and there. Done.
[00:13] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:15] TheRegicideKing: Imagine you're in the desert, and there is a tortoise walking along. You know what a tortoise is, right? It's like a turtle. Well, you reach over and turn it upside down. The turtle is dying, its belly baking in the hot sun as it tries to right itself. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?
[00:15] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: In response to your query...
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: B
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: Fine, I'll play your game.
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: menu
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Here is a list of things Prof Gilzot can do. Type in the number of the selection you want and enjoy!
1. Challenge yourself to a question.
2. How am I doing Prof?
3. Top 20 Results
4. The Prof's Polls
5. Email Test Results
6. Refer a friend.
7. New Questions Alert
8. Privacy Policy
[00:17] TheRegicideKing: No no no. I'm the one asking you the questions. They do all kinds of evaluations on me. I'm no replicant.
[00:17] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:17] TheRegicideKing: Now, let's continue.
[00:17] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Describe in single words only the good things about your mother.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Your mother. Describe her.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Okay, Professor Gilzot. I've made my decision.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: You are a replicant.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Die you pigfucking robot.
[00:20] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
I was just now approached by a random suspect, and I have reason to believe it was a replicant.
Here is the conversation in its entirity.
[00:10] Prof Gilzot: Michael Vick has been accused of not only running an illegal dog fighting ring but also of hanging, drowning, electrocuting and beating to death the dogs that did not perform well. It makes me sick. Should he be kicked out of the NFL?
A) Yes
B) No
[00:11] TheRegicideKing: I ask the questions here. My name is Rick Deckard, and I'm a Blade Runner.
[00:11] Prof Gilzot: That wasn't a valid answer to the poll. If you wish to exit the poll now, type menu.Tabloids and Britney
Are the tabloids unfair to Britney Spears?
(A) No, she loves the attention.
(B) Yes, leave the poor girl alone!
Make a letter selection from above, or type menu to return to the main menu.
[00:12] TheRegicideKing: Hmm. I should administer a voight-kampf test immediately.
[00:12] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:13] TheRegicideKing: Okay, try to relax. I'll just focus on your eye... and there. Done.
[00:13] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:15] TheRegicideKing: Imagine you're in the desert, and there is a tortoise walking along. You know what a tortoise is, right? It's like a turtle. Well, you reach over and turn it upside down. The turtle is dying, its belly baking in the hot sun as it tries to right itself. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?
[00:15] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: In response to your query...
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: B
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: Fine, I'll play your game.
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:16] TheRegicideKing: menu
[00:16] Prof Gilzot: Here is a list of things Prof Gilzot can do. Type in the number of the selection you want and enjoy!
1. Challenge yourself to a question.
2. How am I doing Prof?
3. Top 20 Results
4. The Prof's Polls
5. Email Test Results
6. Refer a friend.
7. New Questions Alert
8. Privacy Policy
[00:17] TheRegicideKing: No no no. I'm the one asking you the questions. They do all kinds of evaluations on me. I'm no replicant.
[00:17] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:17] TheRegicideKing: Now, let's continue.
[00:17] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Describe in single words only the good things about your mother.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Your mother. Describe her.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Okay, Professor Gilzot. I've made my decision.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: You are a replicant.
[00:19] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
[00:19] TheRegicideKing: Die you pigfucking robot.
[00:20] Prof Gilzot: Hm? Type menu or help.
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