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I have MRSA. I thought it was a spider bite. I think I would have preferred that, actually.

When the doctor told me I have staph infection, I told him it wouldn't be a problem because I have a weapons proficiency in longswords. Then Gary Gygax died. I hope my joke didn't kill him.

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Either way, he will be sorely missed. I don't think it's as accurate as Tony's Google Killer Ray.