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I have MRSA. I thought it was a spider bite. I think I would have preferred that, actually.
When the doctor told me I have staph infection, I told him it wouldn't be a problem because I have a weapons proficiency in longswords. Then Gary Gygax died. I hope my joke didn't kill him.
When the doctor told me I have staph infection, I told him it wouldn't be a problem because I have a weapons proficiency in longswords. Then Gary Gygax died. I hope my joke didn't kill him.
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You see, during my first run as a Deadlands GM, my players spent a lot of game time making stupid puns instead of playing the game. It got to the point where other players were getting annoyed because it was disruptive. So I came up with the "Pun Damage" rule that stated any player who makes a disruptive pun will have their character take 2d6 worth of damage out of the blue. Now, any time someone makes a pun, someone will make a comment about "pun damage."
I heard that Gary Gygax was at 0HP for a while. Maybe I double crit failed on my pun's to-hit and rolled 10 or better on my 2d6 roll and that put him over the edge!
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That had me going XD and D: at the same time. X33