First though, I'm just going to wonder in writing how people even manage to find my LJ. I wrote about the Sims Online sex scandal a few years ago, and the guy who broke the story found it. I rambled about raw milk conspiracy theorists, and a few of them appeared and started talking about it. I jokingly compared Zoe's Tale to Twilight and John Scalzi links to my post on his del.icio.us account. I don't know how they found me. I don't figure my LJ makes that big of a ripple in the ocean of the internet, but apparently it makes one large enough that sometimes people notice. That's pretty cool. An author who wrote a book I like read something I wrote, and posted it on his blog. If you find this, Mr. Scalzi, I hope I didn't offend you.

It would be a shame if I did, because I liked Zoe's Tale. It was interesting to hear a military science fiction story (even if this was light on the military and more about the dangers of space colonies) from the perspective of a teenage girl. I found myself liking Zoe immediately, but there were a few moments where I wanted to strangle her. I realized that these were the moments where she was behaving like a teenage girl. For the most part, I empathized with her completely. There were parts of it where I got a little teary-eyed, and it wasn't where you would think. I appreciate that the parts of the book where war affected the characters were sad. War is sad, and I'm glad it was depicted that way. I haven't read too much military science fiction, so I don't know if it's common for the genre or not, but I liked that about this book. I'd really be hard pressed to call this military science fiction really, so I'll just call it Zoe's Tale. I really enjoyed it.

Of course, it could be that I HAD to say something nice, considering the author knows about this journal!
... I will smile a thousand smiles.

Let's compare Zoe's Tale to Twilight.

1.) Both stories center around teenage girls. Both protagonists are considered "the new girl" in their respective environments and are immediately popular with just about everyone because they're just so damn witty and awesome.

1a.) Both protagonists should probably be strangled.

B.) Both appear to have been written ostensibly for young adults while also appealing to a large adult audience.

III.) Both authors are often described as "the next ______." Meyers has been described as "the next Anne Rice" and John Scalzi has been called "the next Robert Heinlein."

Rutabega.) Both glorify a particular religion. Twilight is all about mormonism. Zoe's Tale makes a convincing case as to why Mennonites are pretty awesome. I'm totally convinced that if I ever colonize a harsh and inhospitable planet, I'm bringing along several dozen families of Mennonites because they're the only ones who ever seem to have their act together.

Probably more to come as I go on.

Edit: Hi, Mr. Scalzi! I can't believe you've noticed my little corner of the internet! I'm truly thrilled and honored that you linked to it and I'm glad you didn't take it seriously. On the off chance that you check this again, I'll just leave this note here. I'm really enjoying Zoe's Tale, and wish you lots of luck on the Hugo award. I hope it reaches Twilight's level of sales, too. You've crafted a fine story, sir.
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( Mar. 24th, 2009 06:24 pm)
So I finshed Rainbow's End yesterday. Great book. It went very much into the political intrigue part at the end, which I expected. That part was competent but par for the course in the post-cyberpunk game. It was indistinguishable from any technothriller these days, with paranoid links between advertising, mind control and weapons of mass destruction. Rabbit was a cool character. They never revealed if he was an AI or not, but hinted that he might be. He acted so strangely that it makes perfect sense if he is an AI, which is why I feel he's a more interesting character if he's not. That gives the character a sense of mystery that made me cheer him on throughout the straight technothriller parts of the book. Still, the older characters adjusting to their new lives was where this book was at, and the depiction of augmented reality was great. I recommend it.

Today I started and finished the audiobook of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, which is fantastic. I ate it up like Edmund Pevensie in a room full of turkish delight. I'm especially glad that I got the audiobook because it was read by Neil Gaiman himself. It was like having him croon sweet nothings into my ear all throughout my work day, as if he was personally stimulating my cochlear with his signature smooth voice and wit. By the end I was mystified and, now that I read over that last sentence, possibly sexually confused. Oh Mr. Gaiman, you hold a strong power over me, sir.

Next up is Zoe's Tale by John Scalzi. I did a little bit of listening to it after The Graveyard Book finished. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up liking Zoe as a character, which I'm pretty sure is what the entire book banks on considering it's about her tale. She's basically a science fiction Clarissa, and apparently she's going to explain it all.

After that, I have a choice. Make another attempt at A Clash of Kings or try and stomach the reader on Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom?
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( Mar. 20th, 2009 11:12 am)
"Rainbow's End" is fantastic. I feel like I've committed a crime by not discovering Vernor Vinge sooner. I'm about halfway through and it's blowing me away. I could do without all of the international intrigue and 21st century weapons of mass destruction part of it. It's typical post-cyberpunk Stand-Alone-Complex-esque fair that's about as interesting as expected. The real meat of the story for me is how the main character, a man who has had alzheimer's for four years and was miraculously cured, is adjusting to a world that is completely alien to anything he remembers. I love that part.

There's also a funny part where the main character uses his augmented reality environment to make his surroundings to look like the Discworld setting. It explains that Terry Pratchett has become very rich off of that, and is now living on a very large part of Scotland. "Rainbow's End" was published before Terry Pratchett was diagnosed with Alzheimer's which seems like a cruel joke. The main character has been cured of Alzheimers in a fictional world, while Mr. Pratchett is dying of it in the real world. I think I'm going to donate money to Alzheimer's research now.

The podcast I downloaded of "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" has the most annoying reader I've ever heard. He's talking in this hep-cat trying-too-hard hipster voice that's grating and gets on my nerves. I understand that it fits with the theme of the book, but it gives me a headache. If I can't stand it after I finish "Rainbow's End", I'm just going to read the book. At least it was free.

Also, holy crap, I want to read all of the Hugo nominees. Gaiman, Stephenson, Scalzi, Doctorow, and Stross are in the running for best novel. I especially want to read some Charles Stross before Balticon.
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( Mar. 17th, 2009 11:24 am)
Happy birthday, William Gibson.

I will now use this space to gush about my favorite author.

Now that Vonnegut's dead, Gibson's just about my only living hero. If I ever met him, I'm sure I'd be beside myself in awe, and he seems like he'd be the kind of guy who would be amused by that. I'm sure he's used to it, though. Of course, I don't even know, this is all just speculation.

One of my favorite books that he wrote is Idoru. Originally, I hated this book. I thought it was trite, stupid, and pointless with an even more "what the fuck" ending than normal (seriously, all of his books end on a weird note but more about that later). It really was a far, far cry from the usual stories, even within the Bridge trilogy. I guess I was used to stories about criminals.

Idoru is a really, really convoluted story about a computer generated J-Pop idol and her real J-Rocker fiance, a man who's really good at finding patterns from raw data, a J-Rock fangirl on an impromptu trip to Japan, and nanotechnology. It was written in 1997, so this basically means that William Gibson was writing pre-emptive fanfiction about Gackt marrying Miku Hatsune. I'm not even joking. It's like he took a time out from writing about a dark dystopia to write an allegory about the business of modern media, internet culture and fandom. The only way Gibson could have been more spot on was if he predicted LOLcats.

Of course, it's all culminated in the end of All Tomorrow's Parties, which is my favorite ending of ALL TIME that involves the AI J-Pop Idol and what amounts to a Star Trek replicator.

Yeah, Gibson's weird.
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( Mar. 16th, 2009 08:58 pm)
It saddens me deeply that I don't have the time to read as much as I used to. Mostly I've been listening to audiobooks at work, which is nice, but I do honestly enjoy reading. Once I've finished "Throne of Jade" by Naomi Novik, I'm going to start reading "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski.

As far as listening goes, I've downloaded "Rainbow's End" by Vernor Vinge and "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" by Cory Doctorow. I don't know which one I'll listen to first.

I also have to fit "Spook Country" by William Gibson in there, but I recently listened to "Neuromancer" and don't want to focus too much on one author (Besides Novik, because I want to get caught up on the Temeraire series before the next book).
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( Mar. 15th, 2009 06:25 pm)
All day I've been dancing around to "Tears of a Clown" by The English Beat. I can't stop listening and grooving to it.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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( Mar. 8th, 2009 02:49 pm)
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is the greatest cartoon of all time.

Discuss.
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( Mar. 6th, 2009 11:08 pm)
Somewhere Zak Snyder is in his hidden lair, standing in front of a wall of televisions, and this is what he is doing.

With all of this serious planning and coordinating for serious adult things going on in my life right now, I'm feeling a very real urge to resist growing up as much as possible. I'm still feeling the need for adventure. It isn't that I'm worried that I'll ever stop having adventures because I'll have a wife and a mortgage. Lord no. I know full well that Kat and I will have many adventures in our new house. It's that taking on these two massive undertakings has left me too drained to pursue any opportunities for stupid misadventures that put spice into my life. It's a matter of balance, really. I haven't had any real adventure since Kat and I went camping back in June. When my grandmother died soon after and I decided to buy her house, I put myself in super-serious mode (as I rightly should have). I guess I've been operating in that mode for so long that I'm feeling that adventurous itch again.

It could also be that I'm not fully mentally prepared for turning 25. I don't know, is that something a 24 year old man normally feels weird about? I kind of do. Not in any negative or positive way, either. It just seems odd that I'm a quarter of a century old, but that's the logical consequence of being born? I'm starting to sound like a Dinosaur Comic. I even question marked a statement? Now I can't stop!

I'm also feeling that maybe I should grow a beard. I've flirted with it a bit, but never truly serious flirting. The same kind of frivolous dedication one would have when "dating" someone in Middle School but all you do is sit next to each other on the bus. Cue weird mental image of 14 year old me sitting on the bus next to Serena Cook, but Serena is replaced by a giant beard. There are some unfortunate consequences in the subtext of that image, aren't there? Oh well! I know Kat's stance on the beard is a no-go, but that's not what's stopping me (sorry, Kat. You're a factor in that, but not the MAIN reason). It's that I got this cool new razor blade that vibrates. The vibration doesn't DO anything, really. It's a gimmick, and it's mostly the 15 trillion razors on this thing is probably the reason why it produces such a smooth baby-ass-face shave. I've done rigorous scientific testing to prove that the vibrating was a gimmick. I still like using it with the vibrating part on because it makes me feel like I'm in a science fiction story, pulling out my vibrorazor and shaving. Then I get attacked by dark Jedi and I'm able to block their light sabers with my vibrating razor.

So um, yeah. Who wants to participate in an office chair jousting tournament? Make your own cardboard armor and design your own heraldry and we'll work on a tourney.
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( Mar. 2nd, 2009 11:10 pm)
Saturday Kat told me that she woke up with "Heartless" by Kanye West in her head, and she couldn't get it out. I related the song name to Kingdom Hearts for some reason, and a weird conversation came from it.

It was about Kanye West writing self-insert Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. We decided that he definitely seemed like the type who would be a hardcore Kingdom Hearts fan. I'm not sure exactly what we're basing that on, since I only have a passing knowledge of his music. I really only know him for sampling Daft Punk and declaring that George Bush doesn't care about black people. STILL, the idea is too fucking good to just let die. Fanfiction where Kanye West teams up with Donald and Goofy and goes to a planet based on Interstella 5555 needs to be written.

Then when I woke up this morning, Kat posted the most wonderful thing I've seen in a long time.

Behold! )
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His name is Nathaniel. He likes to dance.
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( Feb. 26th, 2009 11:49 pm)
Whoa, I found footage of Kumi Tanioka, one of the composers for FFXI rocking out at the North American fan festival. Some of what I thought Nobuo Uematsu did himself turned out to her solo work, which is probably as strong a compliment someone could give to a person scoring a Final Fantasy game. She also scored the Crystal Chronicle games. I have the one coming out on DS on pre-order, so that should be interesting to hear.

Yes, I pay attention to the music in Final Fantasy games. I actually pay attention to all music anywhere whenever I hear it. It's instinctive for me now. I just really get into the music of Final Fantasy, sometimes more than I can get into the game.

Here's a video of Kumi Tanioka performing the music for The Sanctuary of Zi'Tah, one of the most universally loved zones in FFXI.

Have another one of her playing "Flowers On The Battlefield", which when played like this kind of seems like FFXI's answer to Eyes On Me. I'm having trouble remembering where it is in the game, though. FFXI dudes, is this WoTG music or ToAU?

I think that alone Kumi Tanioka and Naoshi Mizuta are excellent composers, but something about them together is greater than the sum of its parts. I like their collaborations more than I like some of Nobou Uematsu's work. That's really saying a lot.
But this is an exception.


The first five (5) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- No requests-- it could be anything. It may be a mix CD. It may be a poem.
I may draw or paint something. I may craft you something.
I might bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows?
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch is that if you don't re-post this offer, the bargain is void!
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( Feb. 20th, 2009 03:05 pm)
Sorry about my last entry, Mr. Martin.
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( Feb. 17th, 2009 11:40 pm)
I love reading George R. R. Martin's LJ. It is a constant source of amusement.

The only reason anyone reads it is because they're waiting for him to say "Okay guys, I'm done with A Dance with Dragons, and it WILL be out sometime within the next two months." Anyone who claims otherwise is a sycophantic liar. Nobody who reads that blog gives a shit about his NFL picks or any of that Wild Cards business that George seems to yammer on about incessantly. And yet, it's the only thing he ever posts about unless someone painted a miniature of half-naked Cersei in a see-through gown.

It could be that George R. R. Martin is the most epic troll of all time, starting a masterful and truly amazing fantasy series that has hundreds of thousands of fans dying for the next book... which he will never, ever deliver.

Awesome guy is awesome.
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( Feb. 15th, 2009 02:36 pm)
Kat's valentine's gift and a recommendation from many people has led to me downloading "His Majesty's Dragon" by Naomi Novik on iTunes.

This is awesome. It's like Horatio Hornblower. With Dragons.
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( Feb. 14th, 2009 12:02 pm)
Someone just spammed my LJ. I've been using LJ for like seven years and that's never happened before. What the fuck?
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